Humorous signs

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Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale……. Cheap……. ….no strings attached .

In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight … One Lung At A Time!

On a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative.More The Success, More The Relatives.

In Driving School:
If Your Wife Wants To Learn To Drive, Don’t Stand In Her Way.

In A Restaurant:
All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.

On A Famous Beauty Parlor Window:
Don’t Whistle At The Girls Going Out From Here. She May Be Your Grandmother

At A Barber’s Saloon In Detroit:
We Need Your Heads To Run Our Business.

A Traffic Slogan:
Don’t Let Your Kids Drive If They are Not Old Enough Or Else They Will Never Be.

You Know Your kids Have Grown Up When: Your Daughter Begins To Put On Lipstick … Or Your Son Starts To Wipe It Off .

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.

Getting Caught Is The Mother Of Invention.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You Sleep Alone.

The Surest Sign That Intelligent Life Exists Elsewhere In The Universe Is The Fact That It Has Never Tried To Contact Us.

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